The first full trailer for Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 has arrived, packed with more stuff than any one trailer should possibly pack in.

We get Disney princesses – SO many Disney princesses! We get Eeyore, bless his little mopey socks. We get Star Wars, we get Marvel, we get Muppets, we get Pixar, we get… brain-fried!

Oh, and we also get the question of the title addressed – why is it “breaks” rather than “wrecks”? (Although we’d have gone with Wreck-It Ralph Wrecks the Internet, Too.)

Beyond the rampant Disney product absorption we head into similar territory to The Emoji Movie, with several big name internet entities on display – curious when promo images such as the one above (unless you’ve played the video already) – went the parody route. With kids movies in particular there’s a line between keeping things real and just plain advertising, and we dearly hope that Ralph doesn’t break it, as we SO want to love this movie.

We guess we’ll find out when it releases in Australia on Boxing Day. Darn it, why don’t we have Thanksgiving too?!

Revisit the brilliant first Wreck-It Ralph at JB Hi-Fi.