Take a haunted house. Submerge it. BAM! You get The Deep House, which we hope introduces a shark at some point, or why bother?

Hang on, we need to keep things relevant to 2021… got it! Our protagonists are social media “influencers”!

To be honest, it’s nice to see a bit of a twist to the old haunted house tale, in this French production that’s making its way further afield.

Here’s the full enchilada summation from Paramount: “Deep below the surface of a seemingly tranquil remote lake lies a perfectly preserved family home. When a young influencer couple sets out to explore the submerged house to capture uncharted content for their social media followers, their dive turns into a nightmare as they discover a sinister presence. With limited oxygen supply and time running against them, the couple must find a way to escape the underwater house of horrors before it’s too late.”

Hmm… Definitely needs a shark. Or we’d even settle for an evil dolphin. Erm, a cranky crab?

Starring James Jagger, Camille Rowe and Eric Savin, The Deep House – which has nothing to do with dance music – is swimming out in early November. Take a look-see: