No, we haven’t been able to go that far back in the archives, but the esteemed actor has given a Zoom speech to a pre-school class of 2020.

Filmed for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Malkovich manages to be equal parts hilarious, no-nonsense and just a little bit creepy.

And remember everybody, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat!