Oscars time also means Razzies time, and this year’s ceremony has just come and gone, with a bunch of deserving Golden Raspberry recipients left in its wake.

If you’d like to learn who copped what in video form, here it is. If you’d prefer to read all about it, just scroll further down the page.

We are smugly pleased to aannounce that our (well, Amy’s) nomination for the most turdulent stink bomb of a film of 2017 scooped the poo-l with four Razzies. Yes, The Emoji Movie. If you’d like to read how amazingly polite Amy was about it, you may do so here.

Meanwhile, Fifty Shades Freed had a boring old the-thrill-is-gone twosome, while Tom Cruise finally broke his long-running Razzie drought for his turn in The Mummy. Woo! Congrats, Tom!

Alrighty then, here’s everything…

WORST PICTURE
The Emoji Movie

WORST ACTRESS
Tyler Perry – BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween

WORST ACTOR
Tom Cruise – The Mummy

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Mel Gibson/Daddy’s Home 2

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Kim Basinger – Fifty Shades Darker

WORST SCREEN COMBO
Any Two Obnoxious Emojis – The Emoji Movie

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Fifty Shades Darker

WORST DIRECTOR
Anthony (Tony) Leonidis – The Emoji Movie

WORST SCREENPLAY
The Emoji Movie

The Emoji Movie