Every year we look forward to the Academy Award noms, but also those for the anti-Oscars, The Razzies. After all, the dreck of Hollywood needs, erm, “love” too, right?

Being polite about it, 2017 saw many movies released that weren’t necessarily up to par. Or, as the Razzies people have labelled them this year, “toxic waste”.

Pervy-fest lite Fifty Shades Darker and giant medieval toy movie Transformers: The Last Knight have fought it out for the dubious honour of being the most nominated, each with eight nods. They both score ‘Worst Picture’ nods, along with Baywatch, The Mummy and The Emoji Movie. We know what our choice is…  😉

The 38th annual Golden Raspberry Awards will be held, as usual, one day before the Oscars. This year that means March 3.

Anyway, here’s all of that “toxic waste”…

WORST PICTURE
Baywatch
The Emoji Movie
Fifty Shades Darker
The Mummy
Transformers: The Last Knight

4K October 2017 - Transformers: The Last Knight

WORST ACTRESS
Katherine Heigl, Unforgettable
Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades Darker
Jennifer Lawrence, Mother!
Tyler Perry, BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween
Emma Watson, The Circle

WORST ACTOR
Tom Cruise, The Mummy
Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Jamie Dornan, Fifty Shades Darker
Zac Efron, Baywatch
Mark Wahlberg, Daddy’s Home 2 & Transformers: The Last Knight

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Javier Bardem, Mother! & Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Russell Crowe, The Mummy
Josh Duhamel, Transformers: The Last Knight
Mel Gibson, Daddy’s Home 2
Anthony Hopkins, Collide & Transformers: The Last Knight

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Kim Basinger, Fifty Shades Darker
Sofia Boutella, The Mummy
Laura Haddock, Transformers: The Last Knight
Goldie Hawn, Snatched
Susan Sarandon, A Bad Moms Christmas

WORST SCREEN COMBO
Any combination of two characters, two sex toys or two sexual positions, Fifty Shades Darker
Any combination of two humans, two robots or two explosions, Transformers: The Last Knight
Any two obnoxious emojis, The Emoji Movie
Johnny Depp and his worn out drunk routine, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Careers [sic] Tell No Tales
Tyler Perry and either the ratty old dress or worn out wig, BOO! 2: A Madea Halloween

Razzies - Fifty Shades Darker

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL
Baywatch
BOO 2: A Medea Halloween
Fifty Shades Darker
The Mummy
Transformers: The Last Knight

WORST DIRECTOR
Darren Aronofsky, Mother!
Michael Bay, Transformers: The Last Knight
James Foley, Fifty Shades Darker
Alex Kurtzman, The Mummy
Tony Leondis, The Emoji Movie

WORST SCREENPLAY
Baywatch
The Emoji Movie
Fifty Shades Darker
The Mummy
Transformers: The Last Knight

4K September 2017 - The Mummy

 

Still here? You win! Here’s a fun announcement video from The Razzies people…