What happens when you cross the woes of Jurassic Park with those of the ill-fated Fyre Festival?

This! (As we point downwards).

The clever types at Nerdist have made a new mash-up remix that exposes Jurassic Park creator John Hammond as a total fraud. Shame, Hammond, shame!

Go on, have a watch:

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