35-year-old Beyonce Knowles announced on Instagram today that she is expecting twins with husband Jay Z.

As every entertainment website across the globe scrambles to fill our social media feeds with lists of detailed explanations of why Queen B is up-the-duff (none have mentioned the pair simply love each other and have experienced the biological urge to procreate), here are five things we do know.

  1. Beyonce’s pregnant with twins
  2. She’s going to have two babies
  3. She would have taken a pregnancy test
  4. It will take nine months
  5. She will not eat brie

Congratulations, Carters ❤