As Portugal’s massive Eurovision shindig edges ever closer, organisers have released a handy reference guide as to what audience members shouldn’t bring. It makes for interesting reading.

Taking place at the Altice Arena in Lisbon this May, there will be some disappointed people turned away (or worse) should they try to bring any of the following prohibited items in…

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Now, most of those make perfect sense, but seriously, adhesive tape? Meanwhile, we guess we won’t be getting any putting practice in, and so much for zoomy trolley rides down the aisles, let alone any bondage action. Still, giant fluffy kangaroos don’t appear to be banned, so get on it!

Eurovision 2018 takes place on May 8, 10 and 12 – go Jessica!

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