Rick Astley has given the world a present these holidays, in the form of a song called Love This Christmas.

Yes, the man whose name is an anagram of “tickly arse” has unleashed a Chrissie pearler, with every cheesy seasonal song cliché accompanied by a decidedly silly video, in which the man plays inaudible guitar. Well, unless that frequency of our hearing has gone completely south. Or maybe that guitar is his woobie?

Anyway… here it is in all its glory. Happy Christmas!

Rick Astley at JB Hi-Fi.